Hello, I am DistroHopper39B, or Distro for short! I'm a high school student from New York who loves low-level programming and technology as a whole. I have a YouTube channel (actually two, we don't talk about the third one) and I make videos primarily about vintage computers. I absolutely hate HTML and web design so this website is intentionally terrible to avoid having to write more code than I have to. No, I will not use a CMS. I want my website to load in less than 20 minutes on vintage computers.